TERRIBLE TATTOO TRENDS #10. THE GARTER TATTOO
19th November 2013
It makes about as much sense as a bloke having a bow tie tattooed around his neck. Or like having a belt tattooed around your waist. Except a lot sexier. A belt tattoo around your waist; that’s comedy gold right there. Just wear a garter belt, that way if you get tired of the garter belt you can take it off.
Or someone you care for deeply has the fun of removing it. Or when garter belts go out of fashion you can put it in the bottom draw till the next time comes around. As delightful as this tattoo is, it’s going to be one of those fashionable tattoos that just lose their charm. The tattoo equivalent of those big ear lobe piercings that were de rigueur a few years back, but sexier, much, much, sexier. Big earlobes; there’s no use saying “I told you so”, no one wants to listen to that. No one likes a smarty-pants. We should just shut our big mouths now. Direct your hate mail to