Kim’s no cream pie from your mamma’s oven. She’s the créme de la créme, the type of cake brownies aspire to. No ordinary baker perms her pink lacing, she gets iced at the Devonshire, The Star and Bourke Street Bakery, real classy like. With sequins on her décolletage that only a Cadbury fudge cake could afford, you better close your mouths and stop salivating; Kim doesn’t feed herself to just anybody.
Illustration: Lisa Davidson