When Snoop Hotdogg’s in the Crib Ya’ll, Drop it Like it’s Hot
Snoop Hotdogg

When Snoop Hotdogg’s in the Crib Ya’ll, Drop it Like it’s Hot

27th November 2014 // By Lisa Davidson & Maureen Huang // Arts

Snoophotdog

You! Yeah you. See that hot dog up there? That ain’t no ordinary hors d’oeurvre. That’s Snoop Hotdogg. S-N-double-O-P H-O-T-D-double-G. He’s the hottest in every sense of the word. Wanna know more? Here’s Snoop’s Hotdoggyography. He’s the prime of all hotdogs, the Doggfather, boiled to perfection. Snoop’s style’s on point with his shades on his eyes, blunt in his hand and faux bun coat. His hair looks good, he drives nice cars and he talks real slick. He’s got a way with words, he can rap till your ears melt, so you better come quick. Snoop’s rappin’ bout the pizzle, the dizzle and the sausage sizzle. You’re listenin’ to Snoop Hotdogg in the hood, so come closer and turn it up a little.

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Illustration: Lisa Davidson

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